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| User: | napalmmk9 (2256247) Napalm sticks to kids.
"A charmingly twisted motherfucker." |
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| Name: | napalmmk9 | |||||
| Website: | Rapunzel's Head Explodes | |||||
| Location: | Chicago, Illinois, United States | |||||
| Birthdate: | 1976-10-04 | |||||
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| AOL IM: |  alanopithicus (Add Buddy, Send Message) | |||||
| Bio: | I'm a 29-year old on Chicago's South Side, in a 111-year old 3-story tenament building with a giant yard, in which I spend ridiculous amounts of time. I'm a recent dog owner, so there's going to be a certain amount of Dog in my entries for a while (her name is Ella, and we saved her life back in January 2004.) I use a lot of (parenthetical statements.) I also am prone to using a lot of italics for emphasis -- as well as dashed clauses. I update, on average, about three and four times a week, and the only time I'll ever use cuts is for huge pictures or stuff about which I'm sure no one but me cares. I write about what happens to me, and what I think about it. But then, doesn't everyone? Once in a while, I'll subject you to my (very leftist) political views. For your sake, I try to keep that to a minimum. Sometimes, I'll make spelling errors, but that's just because I type too fast and can't be bothered to go back and correct them. I tend to look at formal grammar as suggestions rather than rules, but I won't end my sentences in prepostions. But I will begin my sentences with conjunctions. ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} motordyke. I'm a very lucky man.I'm also evil. I have a sense of humor that makes decent people vomit. I collect the worst jokes imaginable -- fortunately, none of them have gotten me beaten just yet. When I make my second billion dollars, I'm buying an island, stocking it with my favorite people in this world, and will then defend it heavily. When not attending to the fortifications, I will spend my time on the white sandy beaches, getting served martinis by robotic monkey manservants, built for my by my elder brother, the robotics whiz. I do not particularly even like martinis, but if one were served to me by a robotic monkey on a white sandy beach, I'm confident I could develop a taste for them. I am also an occasional cartoonist. I warned you about the sick humor, but if you want to see them you can see the few comics I've done Here. Like many bad internet cartoons, I'm the main character of my own strip, so if you wanted to see roughly what I look like, that's it. If you add me, there's a very good chance I'll add you back. That's just the kind of guy I am. I don't believe in Nebraska, and will deny its existance to my dying day. And what the hell -- I need the reminder: QuitMeter Counter courtesy of www.quitmeter.com. | |||||
| Memories:: | 7 entries | |||||
| Interests: | 34: absurdism, arlo guthrie, art, bad jokes, bastards, beer, books, camel lights, cartoons, choo-choo bear, cigarettes, clubbing (baby seals only), coffee, comics, dead babies, drugs, edward gorey, evil, freaks, fucking, full metal jacket, invader zim, jhonen vasquez, kenyon, kevin smith, movies, music, neil gaiman, online comics, pantslessness, peeps o' kenyon, porn, rocking_out(with_or_without_my_cock_out), rollins | |||||
| Schools: | Niskayuna High School - Niskayuna, NY (1990 - 1993) Kimball Union Academy - Meridan, NH (1993 - 1995) Kenyon College - Gambier, OH (1995 - 1999) | |||||
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| Member of: | 6: chicago_el, cityofvillains, dead_babies, paidmembers, webcomics, youcantwrite | |||||
| Account type: | Basic Account | |||||
